{"id":77,"date":"2006-06-19T15:17:00","date_gmt":"2006-06-19T22:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jameswbreckenridge.ca\/breckenridge\/?p=77"},"modified":"2008-10-26T05:46:34","modified_gmt":"2008-10-26T12:46:34","slug":"77","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jameswbreckenridge.ca\/?p=77","title":{"rendered":"Reaper-O-Matic"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><span style=\"font-size: 130%; color: #3333ff;\"><em><strong><\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-size: 130%; color: #3333ff;\"><em><strong><\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-size: 130%; color: #3333ff;\"><em><strong>Life getting you down? <\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-size: 130%; color: #3333ff;\"><em><strong>Feeling depressed?<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/div>\n<p align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-size: 130%; color: #3366ff;\"><em><span style=\"color: #3333ff;\"><strong>Just wish it was over?<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong><em><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-size:180%;\"><em><span style=\"color: #cc0000;\"><strong>Call Reaper-O-Matic.<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/842\/1842\/1600\/jwbmadgrizzlybear.1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"CURSOR: hand\" src=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/842\/1842\/320\/jwbmadgrizzlybear.0.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-size:180%;\"><strong><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<div><span style=\"font-size: 130%; font-family: trebuchet ms;\"><strong>We will immediately dispatch one of our <\/strong><\/span><\/div>\n<div><strong><span style=\"font-size: 130%; font-family: trebuchet ms;\">large predators to your location to ensure <\/span><\/strong><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-size: 130%; font-family: Trebuchet MS;\"><strong>you are most thoroughly and completely DEAD.<\/strong><\/span><\/div>\n<div><strong><span style=\"font-size: 130%; font-family: Trebuchet MS;\">Chomp, chomp and your troubles are over.<\/span><\/strong><\/div>\n<p align=\"center\"><em><span style=\"font-size: 130%; color: #ff0000;\"><strong>&#8220;why suffer, when you can be supper&#8221;<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: lucida grande;\"><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><strong>CALL NOW! <span style=\"color: #666666;\">1-800-MrDeath<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: lucida grande;\"><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">or email us at <\/span><a href=\"mailto:homelessinabbotsford@hotmail.com\"><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">homelessinabbotsford@hotmail.com<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Life getting you down? 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